Guess what Chuckie’s doing.

December 13, 2007

Yesterday, Chuckie the Douchebag “accidentally” deleted all his posts.  I think he is just a big sissy and sent them down the memory hole because he got himself in so much trouble.  Today, he’s trying to fix it and in a post explaning that, invited us all to guess what he’ll be doing for the rest of the day.  Here is my guess at his schedule:

4:00 PM  Look through binoculars for dreamy body-builder guy

5:00 PM  Masturbate while fantasizing about dreamy body-builder guy

6:00 PM  Eat Dinner

7:00 PM  Finish masturbating while fantasizing about dreamy body-builder guy

8:00 PM  Watch gay porn so he can “finish”

8:05 PM  Lick up the remains of his “session”

8:10 PM  Snack

9:00 PM  Weep at sad, lonely existance

10:00 PM  Watch Mom take a bath through peep-hole in closet

11:00 PM  Masturbate to memories of Mom through the peep-hole

12:00 PM 4 hour shift manning the local glory hole 

Chuckie is popular…

December 13, 2007

But he is way too stupid to know how to brag about it.  All we get are cute little squiggly lines on a graph that can’t be read.  I’m not sure that is actually his blog traffic, I think it represents his mood swings.  Or, maybe that’s his brain scan while having the internal debate about whether to come out of the closet as gay.  Or, maybe that’s a graph of his breathing while eating – it seems he holds his breath a lot to shovel the food in.

 What a douchebag.

Chuck Suck

December 13, 2007

I am only starting this blog so that I can make fun of Chuck Adkins.  I’m going to reply to his posts and annoy him relentlessly for being such a douchebag fat loser.

To see why, read this.

In my opinion, Chuck is an evil, pathetic waste of skin.  I’m horrified that I have to breath the same air as him.