Guess what Chuckie’s doing.

Yesterday, Chuckie the Douchebag “accidentally” deleted all his posts.  I think he is just a big sissy and sent them down the memory hole because he got himself in so much trouble.  Today, he’s trying to fix it and in a post explaning that, invited us all to guess what he’ll be doing for the rest of the day.  Here is my guess at his schedule:

4:00 PM  Look through binoculars for dreamy body-builder guy

5:00 PM  Masturbate while fantasizing about dreamy body-builder guy

6:00 PM  Eat Dinner

7:00 PM  Finish masturbating while fantasizing about dreamy body-builder guy

8:00 PM  Watch gay porn so he can “finish”

8:05 PM  Lick up the remains of his “session”

8:10 PM  Snack

9:00 PM  Weep at sad, lonely existance

10:00 PM  Watch Mom take a bath through peep-hole in closet

11:00 PM  Masturbate to memories of Mom through the peep-hole

12:00 PM 4 hour shift manning the local glory hole 

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One Response to “Guess what Chuckie’s doing.”

  1. JD Says:

    Words cannot adequately describe how hysterical this is.

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